UBS
One politician, One thief & One UBS employee died & went straight to
hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see
how everybody is doing there." He called, talked 5 minutes,
and then he asked "Well, how much I need to pay for the call?
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went back on his chair.
Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call my
group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well,
devil, how much do I need to pay for the call?
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
Thief made a cheque and went to sit back on
his chair.
UBS employee was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call
my office friends and managers ", He called the Bank and he talked for
twenty hours about his customers, procedures, new accounts, services
that were recently introduced, latest gossip, he talked & talked &
talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the
call?
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
UBS employee is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only??"
Devil says: Calling from Hell to Hell is considered a Local Call.